<p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> ~Ereri~<p/><b>Carla:</b> So he's a housewife?<p/><b>Eren:</b> Ma, no! He's my wife!<p/><b>Carla:</b> But all he does is clean the house, make sure your suit isn't wrinkled, and gets laid by you.<p/><b>Eren:</b> MA!<p/><b></b> ~Riren~<p/><b>Levi:</b> C'mon, he's tall, sexy, and the best at cleaning.<p/><b>Kuchel:</b> But dear I still think he's too young for you. At that age he's probably hornier than ever.<p/><b>Levi:</b> (growls) Moooooommmm.<p/><b></b> ~Bonus~<p/><b>Carla:</b> I think your son bottoms. What kind of seme would ask for a tall guy only to dominate him?<p/><b>Kuchel:</b> Sorry Carla, but my son tops. He destroys that ass and makes sure his partner begs for more.<p/><b></b> ~Bonus 2~<p/><b>Eren and Levi:</b> (having a make out session)<p/><b>Carla:</b> They are so cute!<p/><b>Kuchel:</b> LEVI I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! SLAM THAT BOY AGAINST THE WALL AND FUCK HIM MERCILESS!<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>